Prince’s Purple Virginity

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It was 11 pm on a Saturday night and I finished my last limo run, which was a carload of senior high school girls trying to be Janet Jackson’s back-up singers. One girl asked me in an uppity tone, “So what else have you done besides drive a limo?”

“I signed artists to record contracts.”

She laughed hysterically and commented on how funny I was. My humor apparently was worth an extra $10 tip…